deviant ART

1) How old do you wish you were?
16 - 17.

2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?:
School.

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?:
Put in more money.

4) Do you consider yourself kind?
I believe so.

5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?:
Finger-tip!

6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
French...I need to import a Berger Picard.

7) Do you know your neighbours?:
My neighbors are hermit crabs...I barely know their names.

8) What do you consider a holiday?:
Bringing the family together, enjoying yourself and stuffing your face without feeling like the fattest person on the planet.

9) Do you follow your horoscope?:
Actually, I think it follows me.

10) Would you move for the person you loved?:
Hell no.

11) Are you touchy feely?:
I probably could, but I don't tend to be.

12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
Depends on how gay you are.

13) Dream job?:
Something I enjoy.

14) Favorite channel(S)?:
I don't really watch TV...

15) Favorite place to go on weekends?:
Anywhere I can take pictures....

16) Showers or Baths?:
Shower.

17) Do you paint your nails?:
No.

18) Do you trust people easily?:
I probably shouldn't, but I do.

19) What are your phobias?:
Halloween.

20) Do you want kids?:
Not really. Booger-picking little snobs.

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?:
No

22) Where would you rather be right now?:
France?

23) Heavy or light sleeper?:
Light Sleeper

24) Are you paranoid?:
Maybe

25) Are you impatient?:
Sometimes

26) Who can you relate to?:
Nobody. I am my own person.

27) How do you feel about interracial couples?:
I don't care.

28) Have you been burned by love?:
No.

29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?:
I don't use my phone much

30) What were you doing after midnight last night?:
Sleeping.

31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
I don't remember.

32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?:
Mine.

33) What color shirt are you wearing?:
White.

35) Name three things you have on you at all times:
Glasses, underwear, clothes

36) What color are your bed sheets?:
Brown

37) How much cash do you have on you right now?:
Zip. It's all in my bank account.

38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?:
The chicken part.

39) What's your favorite town/city?:
Don't have one.

40) I can't wait till:
I have $5,000 and I can drive

41) Who got you to join myspace?:
My sister.

42) What did you have for dinner last night?:
Chinese!

43) How tall are you barefoot?:
5'2"

44) Have you ever smoked heroin?:
No.

45) Do you own a gun?:
Nope.

46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?:
Water.

47) What is your favourite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?:
I don't have one, but my camera usually does the trick.

48) Do you have A.D.D.?:
Not that I know of.

49) What time did you wake up today?:
6:40 AM

50) Current worry?
My brother won't be safe in Yemen, but I'm telling myself he will be.

51) Current hate?:
Stupid people.

52) Favorite place to be?
Somewhere quiet.

53) Where would you like to travel?:
France....next summer is too far away.

54) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
I'll be 24 doing whatever I want. I actually have a job though.

55) What songs do you sing in the shower?
None.

56) What was the last thing that made you laugh?
My brother.

57) Worst injury you've ever had?:
I sliced myself with one of those box-opening razors.

58)Does someone have a crush on you?:
Not that I know of...I know people who used to...not sure if they still do. I'm not paying attention. If someone did have a crush on me, they obviously don't have the balls to tell me.

59) What's your favorite candy?:
Snickers!

60) What song is stuck in your head?
None currently.